Random, distorted, adventurous.

advice for having the best life ever:

dont have a crush

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Me:	Time to finally get writing!
Me:	Opens up word processor
Me:	Puts on favorite song
Me:	Checks Tumblr
Me:	Gets a drink of water
Me:	Dances in front of the mirror to said favorite song
Me:	Gets mail
Me:	Watches entire season of TV show
Me:	Climbs world's top ten tallest mountains
Me:	Treks across the Sahara
Me:	Counts the number of blades of grass in the world
Me:	Writes two words
Me:	Wow, that was a good writing session. I got a lot done.

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lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”

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theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

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I want another tattoo.

(Source: she-likes-whiskey-with-her-water, via writtentoberead)

iluhminated:

♡

♡

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laterlandwellers:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

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